VON was invaded by trixbox FemBots this week in San Jose. Here is a photo of Andrew Gillis and myself being attacked by these vicous creatures.
 
Attack of the trixbox FemBots!!
Submitted by kerryg on Wed, 03/21/2007 - 9:17am.
very nice indeed! do I see a
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 9:22am
very nice indeed! do I see a Trixbox appliance behind you?
 
OK Guys....
Where were they
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 9:50am
OK Guys....
Where were they at the ftocc Class????
Bill
 
NICE! I have done many
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 9:52am
NICE! I have done many trade shows for the boating industry (Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, Annapolis, Chicago etc.) If you need any booth volunteers, please let me know!
-- James
 
Fishnets are so classy. :)
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 9:54am
Fishnets are so classy. :)
 
I see we have our priorities
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 10:29am
Personally I would have never noticed the trixbox appliance in the background had the one poster not mentioned it ;)
Now THAT is how you market Trixbox! Using the girls....not the appliance....err the thing in the background I mean....not commenting on their attributes or anything like that.......ah nevermind!
 
The FemBots were not at
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 10:56am
The FemBots were not at FtOCC because they were only in Alpha stage and were too buggy.
Kerry Garrison
Sr. Product Manager, trixbox
http://voipspeak.net - http://asterisktutorials.com
 
That's one way to make the
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 11:42am
That's one way to make the green color look better.
 
Where can the rest of us get
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 2:00pm
Where can the rest of us get T-shirts like those to attract the sexy babes? ;)
 
Andrew & Kerry?
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 3:22pm
You and Andrew are in the picture?
I had to look twice to even notice you two in there. I'm a geek but I really, really feel bad for the guy that spotted a tb applance in the picture!
Doug
 
Ahhhhh....Fishnets
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 3:50pm
Isn't this really why we all spend our time beating on these silly machines?
In pursuit of the fembots...in fishnets.
Greg
 
Only if they lift their shirts....
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 5:49pm
I see some sort of flat stomach marketing on the horizon.....
 
FemBots 2
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 8:42pm
Due to popular demand, here is another shot of the FemBots and their vicious attack on the trixbox team.
Kerry Garrison
Sr. Product Manager, trixbox
http://voipspeak.net - http://asterisktutorials.com
 
Kerry,
Your right hand is a
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 8:49pm
do they come with the
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 11:06pm
do they come with the appliance?
Cuz I will buy 2 right now...
where do I send my money!
 
Do you come with the appliance?
Thu, 03/22/2007 - 4:08am
My first question for the team would be:
Do you come with the appliance?
Trixbox Girl... Oh you, *giggles* *giggles*
PS: I like miss lefty.
 
Flesh Audit
Thu, 03/22/2007 - 10:17am
Mr. Garrison,
Sir, this is a flesh audit. Left hand location: obvious. Right hand: TBD.
../chris
P.S. Here is a photo that shows the Nordic double-mint twins in all of their towering glory. Not sure who the putz is in the middle tho...that lucky SOB...
 
It makes perfect sense now..
Thu, 03/22/2007 - 11:04am
And they said Trix are only for kids.. pshawww. What cereal box did you pull these prizes from?
 
VON
Thu, 03/22/2007 - 12:53pm
mmmmmmm, wow, one of them looks good enough to marry! And the other well, I can see why you would want to associate with someone as exquisite. ;)
 
ManBox
Thu, 03/22/2007 - 5:45pm
The one in the middle is the lesser known "ManBox." Rumor has it his right hand is not "TDB" but is "exceptionally vigorous."
I was debating about going to VON just to get an awesome t-shirt. Now you guys (girls) have me locked in for next year.
David J Kullmann
www.fonality.com
 
Haha. Of course, next year,
Thu, 03/22/2007 - 5:50pm
Haha. Of course, next year, the fembots won't show up. ;)
That would be *my* luck, anyway, if I were to sign up to go there next year....
 
Yeah, I'm gonna assume that
Thu, 03/22/2007 - 6:11pm
Yeah, I'm gonna assume that the VC will dry up by next year and they'll be in "lean no-booth-bimbos" mode.
Booth bimbos are expensive.
:(
 
This is like a slashdot crowd.....
Thu, 03/22/2007 - 6:17pm
Hey! Both hands on the keyboard.
Seriously, move along nothing to see here....
Robert
 
Not when you date them
Thu, 03/22/2007 - 6:23pm
Kodak,
When one is your fiancée, and the other is her good friend, the price for these college-educated babes (not bimbos!) was:
$200 airfare for a day from Los Angeles
$100 - 2 pairs of white platform boots
$20 - stockings
$20 - t-shirts
$10 - apple blow-pops to pass out
look on other vendor's faces: priceless
--
Chris Lyman
Fonality CEO & Janitor
 
Quote:
Thu, 03/22/2007 - 7:15pm
Quote:
When one is your fiancée, and the other is her good friend, the price for these college-educated babes (not bimbos!)
Somehow, apologizing that you have a hot fiancee just doesn't feel right. How about I edit and make it "booth babes" instead? :)
Edit: Ok, you can't edit anything but your most recent post. Everyone just use white out on your displays and change it with a sharpie.
 
I am going to say...
Thu, 03/22/2007 - 8:00pm
The one on the right is the fiancée.
Robert
 
I'll never tell wombat!
Thu, 03/22/2007 - 9:52pm
I'll never tell which!!!!!
 
My Guess.
Sat, 03/24/2007 - 7:39am
Its not hard to tell.. is the one with the ring on her finger.
Ahh, but then you say they both have rings.
My answer would be:
One is married (Right hand person, with ring on left hand)
One is engaged (Left person, with ring on Right hand)
Although the left trixbox girl is holding you in a more intermit position, so that could mean that she wants to have the ring on the other finger.
And sorry boys, both of these girls are taken.
 
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